I Feel The Most Pulled Together When

I Was Class Mom At The Preschool One Year And I Was Pretty Much Asked Not To Do That Again!

Children Are Like Crazy, Drunken Small People In Your House.

I Would Like To Say That I Am A Very Relaxed, Loving Person Who Is Not Competitive, But That's A Lie!

Kids Think The World Is About Them, So If You Forgot To Put The Right Flavor Yogurt In Their Lunch, And They Have Too Much Homework When They Come Home, They're Like, "you Know I Hate Peach!" There's A Part Of Me That's Like, "i'm So Sorry. I Could Have Shown My Love More."

I Use An App Called Choremonster. The Kids Earn Points For Brushing Teeth Or Picking Up The Dog Poop. It's Genius.