At The Battle Of The Bands The

I Bought A Dictionary. First Thing I Did Was, I Looked Up The Word "dictionary", And It Said "you're An Asshole".

I Like To Stand Near Atm Machines, And When Somebody Types In Their Pin Number, I Go, 'got It!' And Then I Run Away.

Batteries Are The Most Dramatic Object. Other Things Stop Working Or They Break, But Batteries... They Die.

It Feels Like Every Day Or Two, People On Twitter And The Internet Are Outraged About Something.

Fire Truck With Back End On Fire Drives Really Fast In Circles.