At The Battle Of The Bands The

I Ordered A Wake-up Call The Other Day. The Phone Rang And A Woman's Voice Said, 'what The Hell Are You Doing With Your Life?'

A Sports Bar Is A Way To Take A Bar And Fill It With Even More Annoying People Than Usual.

I Want To Make A Revolving Door That Says 'pull' On It, Just See How Obedient People Are.

Canoe + Waterfall = I Don't Go Camping Anymore.

Leave No Stone Unturned In Your Quest To Disrupt A Rock Garden.