I Feel Like Dying When I'm Helpless

I Had A Dream That I Was Awake And I Woke Up To Find Myself Asleep.

If You Had A Face Like Mine, You'd Punch Me Right On The Nose, And I'm Just The Fella To Do It.

You Can Lead A Horse To Water, But A Pencil Must Be Led.

Humor Is The Truth; Wit Is An Exaggeration Of The Truth.

I Feel Like Dying When I'm Helpless