Humor Is The Truth; Wit Is An

I Had A Dream That I Was Awake And I Woke Up To Find Myself Asleep.

Humor Is The Truth; Wit Is An Exaggeration Of The Truth.

I Feel Like Dying When I'm Helpless

If Any Of You Cry At My Funeral I'll Never Speak To You Again.

You Can Lead A Horse To Water, But A Pencil Must Be Led.