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Nearly Every Lawsuit Is An Insult To The Intelligence Of Both Plaintiff And Defendant.

A Woman Does Not Spend All Her Time In Buying Things; She Spends Part Of It In Taking Them Back.

Families With Babies And Families Without Babies Are Sorry For Each Other.

Most People Have Seen Worse Things In Private Than They Pretend To Be Shocked At In Public.

Men Are A Good Deal Better Collectively Than They Are Individually. Many A Man Will Do That Privately Which He Will Denounce In A Crowd.