A Woman Is As Old As She

The Way Out Of Trouble Is Never As Simple As The Way In

One Trouble With Growing Old Is That It Gets Progressively Tougher To Find A Famous Historical Figure, Who Didn't Amount To Much When He Was Your Age.

Nearly Every Lawsuit Is An Insult To The Intelligence Of Both Plaintiff And Defendant.

Americans Detest All Lies Except Lies Spoken In Public Or Printed Lies.

Bravery Is Knowledge Of The Cowardice Of The Enemy.