A Woman Is As Old As She

When A Man Asks Your Advice, He Usually Tells You Just How He Expects You To Decide.

Nearly Every Lawsuit Is An Insult To The Intelligence Of Both Plaintiff And Defendant.

A Woman Might As Well Propose: Her Husband Will Claim She Did.

There Is Something In The Red Of A Raspberry Pie That Looks As Good To A Man As The Red In A Sheep Looks To A Wolf.

A Young Man Is A Theory, An Old Man Is A Fact.