I Don't Think I'm A Star Or

Have You Seen That Magazine Barely Legal? That Means When You Look At It, You're Almost A Pedophile.

When I Was A Kid, I Really Loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.

So, I Travel A Lot. I Hate Traveling, Mostly 'cause My Dad Used To Beat Me With A Globe.

I Hang Out With My Dad Mostly, My Dad Was In The Military. He's At That Age Now Where His War Stories And Other Stories Have Blended Together, So Now You Don't Know What He's Talking About. One Time, We Were Surrounded, Then We Ran Out Of Ammo, Then We Were Fighting Hand-to-hand, Then We Started Dancing, And That's How I Met Your Mother.

I'm Not Really A Music Guy.