I Don't Think I'm A Star Or

I Get Recognized, But I'm Not Really A Famous Famous.

I Like Doing Stand-up And I Love Putting Out Tv Specials. I'm Not An Actor Though, So I Don't Really Have Much Choice In The Matter.

Next Time Your Lady Leaves The Room, Take A Dump On The Floor! 'cuz There Is Nothing More Mysterious Than A Dump On The Floor! And It Always Starts A Conversation, Am I Right? Honey, What Happened? You Better Hold Me 'cause I'm Afraid.

I Don't Mind A Crowd's Not Laughing; It's The Groans That Slow Down The Show.

Jesse Joyce Is A Great Writer.