I Don't Think I'm A Star Or

I Masturbate! I Do It Like I Think If I Keep Doing It, I'm Gonna Win Something.

Have You Seen That Magazine Barely Legal? That Means When You Look At It, You're Almost A Pedophile.

For Me, Molly Hatchet Is High School. It Makes Me Feel Like I Have Hair And A Future.

I Gotta Quit Smoking, Doctor's Orders, And The Drinking, Court Orders.

So I Took Her Back To My Place And We Did It Doggy Style, Not Because We Planned It That Way, But That's Just How She Passed Out.