I Don't Want To Find The Secret.

I Was Influenced By Every Comedian I Ever Saw Work. That's The Only Way You Learn How To Do It.

You Should Have A Value System. You Can Win If You Stick With Your Value System.

Sometimes You Forget You're Famous. You Wonder, Why Is That Person Staring At Me?

I Was Not Influenced By Jack Benny, And People Have Remarked On My Timing And Jack's Timing, But I Don't Think You Can Teach Timing. It's Something You Hear In Your Head.

One Of The First Things That You Learn As A Stand-up Is, You're The Boss. It's Your Stage, And Don't Screw With Me Because I'll Make You Look Bad, Which I Had To Do, Because You Wind Up With Drunks And Loud People.