I'd Love To Do Drama If It

In Your Twenties, I Think You Should Have All Of The Sex That You're Inclined To Have, As Long As You're Safe About It. Use Condoms And Everything. Go With Your Instincts. This Is The Time To Have A Lot Of Sex And Do Drugs. But Make Sure You Live Through It.

If You Decide To Do Comedy That Involves Risk, Risk Means Risk, And You Can't Complain Of Flesh Wounds If You Sit Down At The Table To Play.

I Have A Ton Of Holocaust Stuff, And Some Of It Is Really Hard Core.

I Don't Like People Whose Job It Isn't To Be Funny, To Tell Me What Is And Isn't Funny.

When God Gives You Aids - And God Does Give You Aids, By The Way - Make Lemonaids.