I'd Rather Be In Las Vegas 104

Without Identical Twins, You'll Never Get To Experience Entering A Hotel Room With One Of Them And Watching Him Run Into The Full-length Mirror Because He Though He Saw His Brother.

My Career Has Been My Craziest Adventure.

I Do Still Get Intimidated By Certain Things.

If I Have Sex, I Know My Quarterly Estimated Taxes Must Be Due. And If It's Oral Sex, I Know It's Time To Renew My Driver's License.

The More I Go Through Parenting, The More I Say I Owe My Mother An Apology.