I Came From An Italian House. The

I Can't Complain About My Career, That's For Sure.

My Daughter's Tricycle Said "some Assembly Required." It Came In A Jar.

I Don't Think Men Talk As Much As Women, But When We Have Something On Our Minds We'll Get It Out.

I Wasn't Really That Informed About The Two-year-old. Oh, I'd Read About Them, And Occasionally I'd See Documentaries On The Discovery Channel Showing Two-year-olds In The Wild, Where They Belong.

You Might Think That's An Exaggeration But Believe Me, If You Leave Twin Two-year-olds Alone In Your Living Room, At Some Point A Cow Will Be Airborne.