I Am A Raging Alcoholic, But I

I'm Dyslexic, I Have Attention-deficit Disorder, And I've Got Something Like A Hereditary Tremor.

I’m A Lunatic By Nature, And Lunatics Don’t Need Training – They Just Are.

It Took A Lot Of Water To Down Just That F-king Bat's Head, Let Me Tell You. It's Still Stuck In My F-king Throat, After All These Years. People All Over The World Say, 'you're The Guy Who Kills Creatures? You Still Do It? You Do It Every Night?' It Happened F-king Once, For Christ's Sake.

With Time, People Forget To Say, "darling I Love You." Just That Word.

When You Get To 60, The Word "retirement" Comes In On Every Conversation.