I Am A Raging Alcoholic, But I

I Can Honestly Say, All The Bad Things That Ever Happened To Me Were Directly, Directly Attributed To Drugs And Alcohol. I Mean, I Would Never Urinate At The Alamo At Nine O'clock In The Morning Dressed In A Woman's Evening Dress Sober.

I Feel Joy When I Do A Great Show. I Get Fun Out Of Making Other People Happy. I'm A Terminal People-pleaser. I Suppose That's Why I'm A Frontman.

A Christian Man Is A Man Who Is Within Himself, Who Puts Out Good Vibes.

I Don't Know If I'm A Medium For Some Outside Source. Whatever It Is, Frankly, I Hope It's Not What I Think … Satan.

People Think I'm Crazy, But I'm In Demand.