I Am A Raging Alcoholic, But I

I'd Rather Look Good In My Coffin Than Bad In My Coffin.

Jesus Christ Was The Original Rock'n'roll Star. He Gave People Reasons To Live In The Rut They Were Living In. He Was The First Man To Say, "you Don't Have To Have Human Sacrifices, 'cause Human Sacrifices Hurt Somebody, You Know?" Just Believe In The Spirit That Is Within You.

They Teach You How To Handle Life In England, But They Don’t Teach You A Thing About Death. There’s No Book Telling You What To Do When Your Mum Or Dad Dies.

Still, One Of The Few Good Things About Being Dyslexic Is That When I Say I Don’t Read Reviews, I Mean I Don’t Read Reviews.

There Are No Unbeatable Odds, There Are No Believable Gods.