I Am A Raging Alcoholic, But I

I'd Rather Look Good In My Coffin Than Bad In My Coffin.

I Was Never Good At Sports. I Was Never Good At Exams, Because They Didn't Understand Dyslexia.

I Advise That Pregnant Women Do Not Come To My Concerts.

I'm A Very Simple Man. You've Got To Have, Like, A Computer Nowadays To Turn The Tv On And Off... And The Nightmare Continues.

There Are No Unachievable Goals.