I Don't Think I'm Good In Bed.

I Am So Out Of The Loop. I Am Never Honored. My Career Is Hilarious To Me. I Am Either Under The Radar Or Over The Radar.

I'm At The Top, Top, Top Of My Game Now. I'm So Happy To Be On That Stage, I'm In Control Of It, And I Love Every Minute Of It. I Walk Onstage In Rehearsal And I Start To Smile. And So I Just Don't Care What Anyone Else Is Doing. Do What You Want, Say What You Want. Nobody Else Can Do What I Do Onstage. Nobody.

The Glass Is Always Half Empty. All Good Comedians Are Manic-depressive.

I Have So Little Sex Appeal That My Gynecologist Calls Me "sir."

Never Buy A Fur From A Vegetarian.