I Don't Think I'm Good In Bed.

What We Do Is A Calling...we Make People Happy.

My Daughter Refuses To Call Me Mother In Public; My Little Grandson Calls Me Spongeslob Squarebottom, And Nobody Else Ever Calls Me At All.

Elizabeth Taylor's So Fat She Puts Mayonnaise On Aspirin.

I Hate Mcdonald's. I Don't Want To Order My Dinner By Yelling Into A Clown's Mouth. If I Want My Face In A Clown's Mouth, I'll Tongue Kiss Glenn Beck.

What I Love About Jewelry Is You Can Change It For Something Else Without Surgery.