I Don't Really Think In Absolutes.

I Would Love To Play Simon Cowell In A Movie - Heck, I Would Love It. It Would Be My Dream Role.

I'm A Cancer; I'm Music Passionate. I Like Long Walks On The Beach.

I Put My Pants On Just Like The Rest Of You - One Leg At A Time. Except, Once My Pants Are On, I Make Gold Records.

I'm A Panicked Karaoke Participant Because I Am Always Searching For A Song In The Moment. I Don't Have My Go To Song. I Will Be Driving Along And I Will Be Like, "that Should Be My Karaoke Song!" And Then I Forget What Song It Is.

Aren't We All Striving To Be Overpaid For What We Do?