I Don't Really Think In Absolutes.

It's The Fastest Who Get Paid And It's The Fastest Who Get Laid.

Often Times I'm Confronted With A Quote That I Don't Remember Saying. So, On One Hand It's Very Flattering, It Is Just So Surreal.

I Love Playing The Macho Guy Who Looks Like An Idiot.

You Want Every Movie To Be A Hit. But Every Painting Isn’t A Masterpiece.

In Junior High P.e., I Was Way Too Shy To Take A Shower In Front Of The Other Kids. It Was A Horribly Awkward Time - Body Hair, Odors... So I'd Go From My Sweaty Shirt Back Into My Regular Clothes And Have To Continue The Day.