I Think Politics Have Gotten Vulgar And

Sleep Is So Cute When It Tries To Compete With The Internet.

But For Fatherhood Advice, Try To Look Your Child In The Eye.... Get To Know Their Name; That Becomes Important When You Want Something. And Remember To Feed Them. That's About All You Need.

I Remember Going With My Mom To A Random Garage Sale As A Kid And Thinking What A Cool Treasure Hunt That Whole World Was. Only To Transition As An Adult To Think, 'what A Gross Place That Really Is.'

We All Know The Moon Isn't Made Out Of Green Cheese...but If It Was Made Out Of Barbeque Spare Ribs Would You Eat It?

No Matter How Much You Screw Up Your Own Life By The Wrong Decisions That You Make, It's Never Too Late To Do The Right Thing And Change Your Ways And You Can Teach Old Dogs New Tricks.