I Don't Objectify Women. I'd Like To

I Don't Objectify Women. I'd Like To Think That I'm Optimizing Their Hardware.

Let's Be Honest, If The Democrats Didn't Support Ignoring Our Nation's Immigration Laws, There Is No Way They Could Win The Presidency Or A Local Dog Catcher Election.

My Love Is Like A Tire Iron.

I Ceased Cleansing My Body. Two Weeks Before The Test I Stopped Eating Food With Nutritional Value. A Week Before, I Stopped Going To The Bathroom. I Did It In My Pants. My Pants Got Crusted Up.

It Grabs Me, But Not As Much As It Grabs Some Of The Other People That Rave About Them. With The Black Keys, I'm Missing Crescendos With The Sax, Keyboard Or Guitar Solo. It Never Comes To Me. All My Favorite Music Is Rife With Crescendo And I'm Not Hearing Enough With Them. If You Can Get The Black Keys To Hear This, Tell Them I Offer My Crescendo Guitar Anytime They Desire It.