So Listen Everybody To What I Got

I'd Like To Have James Brown As My Singer. I Already Have The Best Drummer, Tommy Clufetos. I've Jammed A Bunch With John Entwistle, And It Was Like A Musical Orgy. That Guy Is A Living, Breathing, Grunting Rhythm. For Horns, Let's Go With The Stax/volt Guys, And I'm Going To Have Steve Cropper On Standby Just In Case I Want A Rhythm Guitarist.

My Haters Are Laughable Punks, My Supporters The Greatest People That Ever Lived.

There Is No Finer Sonic-producing Weapon For A Guitar Slayer Than A Hand Crafter Gibson Masterpiece.

To Show You How Radical I Am, I Want Carjackers Dead. I Want Rapists Dead. I Want Burglars Dead. I Want Child Molesters Dead. I Want The Bad Guys Dead. No Court Case. No Parole. No Early Release. I Want 'em Dead. Get A Gun And When They Attack You, Shoot 'em.

I Hunt Deer Because They Aren't Capable Of Higher Forms Of Thinking. All They Care About Is, 'what Am I Going To Eat Next, Who Am I Going To Screw Next, And Can I Run Fast Enough To Get Away'. They Are Very Much Like The French In That Way.