So Listen Everybody To What I Got

Well, On That Day I Ceased Cleansing My Body. No More Brushing My Teeth, No More Washing My Hair, No Baths, No Soap, No Water. Thirty Days Of Debris Build. I Stopped Shavin’ And I Was 18, Had A Little Scraggly Beard, Really Looked Like A Hippie…then Two Weeks Before, I Stopped Eating Any Food With Nutritional Value…then A Week Before, I Stopped Going To The Bathroom. I Did It In My Pants. Poop, Piss The Whole Shot. My Pants Got Crusted Up.

I So Wreak Of Logic And Commonsense That It Is Obviously Very Refreshing In This World Of Otherwise Soulless Politically Correct Denial And Dishonesty. God Knows America Would Be The Greatest Again If She Operated Like The Nugent Family. No Takers, No Whiners, No Gangsters, No Dopers, No Drunks, No Criminals, No Bloodsuckers, No Excuse Makers, No Crybabies, No Punks, No Obama Supporters. My Entire Team Are Dedicated To Be The Absolute Best That We Can Be And As Productive As Humanly Possible. Wouldn't That Be Great If All Of America Were Like That.

If You're Not Upsetting Idiots, You Might Be An Idiot.

It Grabs Me, But Not As Much As It Grabs Some Of The Other People That Rave About Them. With The Black Keys, I'm Missing Crescendos With The Sax, Keyboard Or Guitar Solo. It Never Comes To Me. All My Favorite Music Is Rife With Crescendo And I'm Not Hearing Enough With Them. If You Can Get The Black Keys To Hear This, Tell Them I Offer My Crescendo Guitar Anytime They Desire It.

The Families Who Chose Me To Take Their Terminally Ill Kids On Their Last Hunts In Life Many Times Over The Years Know And Love The Real Ted Nugent. That They Decide I'm Good Enough To Take Part In Such A Spiritual And Emotional Moment In Their Lives Proves That I Am Good Enough.