I Don't Never Have Any Trouble In

There's One Good Thing About Tight Shoes; They Make You Forget Your Other Troubles.

Contentment Is A Kind Of Moral Laziness; If There Wasn't Anything But Contentment In His World, Man Wouldn't Be Any More Of A Success Than An Angleworm Is

There Are Only Two Qualities In The World: Efficiency And Inefficiency; And Only Two Sorts Of People: The Efficient And The Inefficient.

Pedigrees Seldom Improve By Age; The Grandson Is Too Often A Weak Infringement On The Grandsire's Parent.

Satire That Is Seasonable And Just Is Often More Effectual Than Law Or Gospel.