I Never Knew A Man Troubled With

Morally Considered, Laughter Is Next To The Ten Commandments.

I Never Question A Success, Any More Than I Do The Right Of A Bulldog To Lie In His Own Gateway.

Where Religion Is A Trade, Morality Is A Merchandise.

Rumor Is A Vagrant Without A Home, And Lives Upon What It Can Pick Up.

It Is A Statistical Fact That The Wicked Work Harder To Reach Hell Than The Righteous Do To Enter Heaven