I Don't Need A Lot Of Space.

Comedy Can't Live Within My Second-guesses, So I Started Doing New Material. Sometimes I Bombed. But You Have To Be Willing To If You Want To Move Forward And Stay Vital. It's Like People Who Take Pride In Not Having A Computer. I'm All, "great, Don't Learn New Things! Your Brain Is Full!"

I Love Children. I'm Embarrassingly Baby-crazy.

Scientology Is Weird Because It's New.

I Don't Believe In Jesus Or God. But I Do Believe That Fundamentalists In Religion Or Anything Else Are Bad, And That They Have More Hate Than Love.

Don’t Forget, God Can See You Masturbating. But Don’t Stop. He’s Almost There.