I Don't Need A Lot Of Space.

Mommy Is One Of The Chosen People … And Daddy Believes That Jesus Is Magic!

Someone On Twitter Sent Me A Page From A Textbook. It Had A Picture Of A Football Player Next To A Picture Of Me. The Juxtaposition Was Meant To Illustrate Two Meanings Of "offensive." Seriously. It Broke My Heart. It's That Accepted What I Do Is Offensive?

[i'm] Almost Positive There Is No God.

I Had A Lot Of Depression As A Kid.

I Grew Up In A House Where There Were No Taboos, So It Came Originally From A Pretty Innocent Place, Where I Was Shocked At The Things That Shocked People.