I Had A Lot Of Depression As

Comics Who Grew Up Surviving Their Childhood By Being Able To Be The First One To Make The Joke About Their Weight Or Their Hairy Arms - Like Me - Whatever They're Insecure About, Whatever They're Apologizing For, That Becomes Their Strength.

I Commend You On All You've Done For Peta, Wrestling The One-eyed Trouser Snake With Your Bare Hands, Gently Cuddling It In Your Arms, And Nurturing It Back To Health.

Women Don't Ask To Be Raped, But There Are Some That Are Asking To Be Motorboated

If I Were Somebody Else Looking At My Character, I'd Be Like, "she's Beautiful." I'm Practicing. I'm Not Succeeding.

I Don't Think Half My Stuff Would Be Funny If The Audience Didn't Feel At Least A Little Bit Safe That It's Not How I Truly Feel.