[i'm] Almost Positive There Is No God.

I Just Don't Let That Mentality Be A Part Of My World.

It's Really Stupid To Defend Your Own Jokes. That Is For Other People To Do If They Choose To.

As Soon As A Woman Is Old Enough To Have An Opinion And Have A Voice And Be Unafraid, She's Very Much Encouraged By All Sorts Of People To Crawl Under A Rock And Die. And It's So Weird. My Crime Is Not Dying.

I'm Always In Those Tabloids Where They Show Who's Badly Dressed. It's Funny, Because Each Time I'm Getting My Picture Taken, I'm Thinking, This Is A Nice Outfit.

You Want To Make People Laugh And By Virtue Of That Please Them, But When You're Instructed To Make People Laugh And Please Them, You're Too Resentful To Do It.