[i'm] Almost Positive There Is No God.

When I Came Out To L. A., I Got A Part In An Episode Of 'star Trek: Voyager,' And I Hired An Acting Coach.

Jews Are The Most Liberal, Scrappy, Civil-rightsy People There Are.

I Enjoy The Last Quarter Of All Basketball Games.

I Like Talking About Things That Are Taboo, Because It Makes Them Not Taboo Anymore.

I Think I've Been Called Edgy - But In All Honesty, There Is A Safety In What I Do Because I'm Always The Idiot. Unless You're Just Listening To Buzz Words And Not Taking Into Account The Context Of The Situation, You See I'm Always The Ignoramus.