I Don't Mind Aging, I Just Don't

I Love Israel For Its Blue And White Flag As It Matches My Legs.

What Could Be Nicer Than To Have Three Horrible Children Behind You In An Airplane, And The Next Set, You Go Onstage And You Talk About How Much You Despise The Children And What You Would Like To Do To Them On An Airplane? That's The Only Time I Would Gladly Take A Terrorist On. It'd Be Worth It To Get Rid Of These Children.

You’re Going To Get What I Think Is The Truth, And It’s Going To Be Raw.

If You're Saying The Same Line 10 Times And Making It Look Like You Just Came Up With It, That's Acting.

Show Business Can Be An Addiction. ... An Audience Would Laugh At Me One Night, And I Would Chase That High For Another Three Months.