I Don't Mind Aging, I Just Don't

Elizabeth Taylor Has More Chins Than The Chinese Telephone Directory.

One Of The Most Rebellious Things A Woman Can Do Is Allow People To Think She’s Mean.

I Was Getting Dressed And A Peeping Tom Looked In The Window, Took A Look And Pulled Down The Shade.

I’ve Had So Much Plastic Surgery, When I Die They Will Donate My Body To Tupperware.

I Always Like A Charity With People Who Don't Speak English Because I Get Them To Do All Kinds Of Things Around My House.