I Don't Mind Aging, I Just Don't

A German Sense Of Humor Is An Oxymoron.

My Sex Life Has Gone From Bad To Pathetic. My G Spot Stands For Godforsaken.

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I Was Smart Enough To Go Through Any Door That Opened.

Diets, Like Clothes, Should Be Tailored To You.