I Don't Mind Aging, I Just Don't

Florida Wants To Change The State's Motto To Attract Younger People. They're Thinking About: More Than Just A Great Place To Die.

A Man Can Sleep Around, No Questions Asked, But If A Woman Makes Nineteen Or Twenty Mistakes She's A Tramp.

[when Told That Her Grandchild Had Her Nose:] I Didn't Get This Nose Until I Was Thirty-four.

Why Should I Cook For My Husband? So He Can Tell A Hooker I Make A Delicious Cake?

Some Women Take Up The Law And Become Lawyers. Other Women Lay Down The Law And Become Wives.