I Don't Mind Aging, I Just Don't

The Ideal Beauty Is A Fugitive Which Is Never Found.

I Think I've Lost 3lbs - I'm Very, Very Happy. I Thought Of It As Work And A Spa.

Comedy - And I Say This With Humility - Comedy Needs Me.

Why Should A Woman Cook? So Her Husband Can Say 'my Wife Makes A Delicious Cake' To Some Hooker?

I Started My Career In A Town So Small The Local Clinic Was Called Fred's Hospital And Grill.