Anyone That Says Looks Don't Count Is

Omaha Is A Little Like Newark, Without Newark's Glamour.

I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets About Any Jokes I've Ever Done. You Can Tune Me Out, You Can Click Me Off, It's Ok. I Am Not Going To Bow To Political Correctness.

My Best Birth Control Now Is Just To Leave The Lights On.

Having A Baby Is Definitely A Labor Of Love.

Old Age' Is Always Ten Years More Than We Are.