I Don't Mean To Be Funny.

I'm Glad I Was In The Navy.

On Being The Guest Of Honor At An Awards Banquet: "thank You For Making This Day Necessary."

A Lot Of Guys Go, 'hey, Yog, Say A Yogi-ism.' I Tell 'em, 'i Don't Know Any.' They Want Me To Make One Up. I Don't Make 'em Up. I Don't Even Know When I Say It. They're The Truth. And It Is The Truth. I Don't Know.

A Nickel Ain't Worth A Dime Anymore.

If The Fans Don’t Wanna Come Out To The Ballpark, No One Can Stop ‘em.