Yogi Saw Three Of His Players In

As A General Comment On Baseball:"90% Of The Game Is Half Mental."

Nobody Can Be All Smiley All The Time, But Having A Good Positive Attitude Isn't Something To Shrug Off.

Yogi Ordered A Pizza. The Waitress Asked How Many Pieces Do You Want Your Pie Cut? Yogi Responded, Four. I Don't Think I Could Eat Eight.

Nobody Comes Here Anymore, Its Too Crowded

If You Get A Guy That Can Play A Couple Positions, It Helps You Out A Real Lot.