I Don't Laugh Out Loud At Comics

Sometimes, When You Want To Make A Difference In A Person's Life, Stay Out Of It.

I Like To Play Guitar, Jam Out, Play The Blues, Go Watch Movies. I Love Movies.

I Did Stand-up Comedy For Seventeen Years. I Need To Explore Other Things.

I Once Overheard The Sweetest Old Woman Behind Me On A Train Tell Her Adorable Old Husband As He Scoffed Down A Ham Sandwich She Had Brought Along, "if You Ever Yell At Me To "stop Bringing A Ham Sandwich With Me Every Where We Go" Again? Next Time I'm Bringing A Gun. And I'm Blowing Your God Damn Head Off."

The Key To Attempting To Create Art In Some Aspect Is Also Knowing That It Will Turn Some People Off.