I Don't Laugh Out Loud At Comics

I'm Going To Hell, Ah... But You're Laughing, So You're Coming.

I Am Going To Name A Group Of My Kids After My Favorite Cartoons, I Am Going To Name Them After Transformers.

Anger Has A Way Of Seeping Into Every Other Emotion And Planting Itself In There.

There's Always Someone In Every Group Of Friends That Nobody Likes.

I Always Thought That If I Got No Love At All Early In My Standup Career, Or I Was God Awful, I Thought I'd Get Into Psychology.