I Do Think I Am Funny, Or

Let's Talk A Little About Love. Sometimes You Meet Somebody And You Have What Is Known As A Relationship And Things Can Go Great. If Things Go Great You Have A Great Relationship. Sometimes It Doesn't Go So Great And I Call That A Relationshit!

I Found Someones Passport On The Ground Tonight. Where Do You Sell These Things?

I Don't Like Littering And I Think It Leads To Terrorist Activities.

I Feel Like I Was Born And Bred To Stay Self-motivated. I'm Not One Of Those People Who Ho-hums And Feels Sorry For Himself When Something's Bad.

My Advice Is: To Try And Stay Really True To The Things That Make You Laugh, As Opposed To Trying To Create A Character That You Think Is Funny. Some Comedians Get Into Bad Habits When They Are Trying To Create Something That Is Not Them, And They Are Trying To Write A Voice That Isn't Their True Voice.