I Don't Know Why People Question The

Keep It Simple, When You Get Too Complex You Forget The Obvious.

I Had My Moment On The Stage. The Trick In Life Is To Know When To Leave.

I Went Into A Restaurant One Night And Ordered Lobster, And The Waiter Brought Me One With A Claw Missing. I Called Him Over And Told Him About It. He Told Me That In The Back There's A Tank They Keep The Lobsters In And While They're In There, They Fight And Sometimes One Loses A Claw. I Told Him 'then Bring Me A Winner.'

Help One Kid At A Time. He'll Maybe Go Back And Help A Few More.

It Bothers Me That The Average Fan, The Average Sportswriter For That Matter, Pays So Much Attention To What's In A Box Score. A Box Score Does Not Properly Represent The Most Important Thing - Team Play. It Shows Some Guy Scoring 27 Points, But It Doesn't Show That My 27-point Man Let His Guy Score 30.