Winning Is Overrated. The Only Time It

That's It. Curtains. Off To The Races. Treetops. Seashells And Balloons.

I Tell The Players That They Can't Relive Any Day In Their Lives And That They Can't Relive The Minutes Of A Game, So They Should Make A Great Effort, A Mount Everest Type Effort, To Live Up To Their Potential. Success Is A Communal Type Thing, And If We Win, Then Everyone Can Be Considered Successful And We Can Move Uptown Together.

The Nicest Thing About Coaching Is That One Day You Feel Like You Can Play Handball Against A Curb, And On Other Days You Feel Like You Can Fly To The Moon.

If The Waitress Has Dirty Ankles, The Chili Is Good.

I Went Into A Restaurant One Night And Ordered Lobster, And The Waiter Brought Me One With A Claw Missing. I Called Him Over And Told Him About It. He Told Me That In The Back There's A Tank They Keep The Lobsters In And While They're In There, They Fight And Sometimes One Loses A Claw. I Told Him 'then Bring Me A Winner.'