I Let Ballplayers Yell Back At Me

The Only Mystery In Life Is Why The Kamikaze Pilots Wore Helmets.

They Call Me Eccentric. They Used To Call Me Nuts. I Haven't Changed. The Only Difference Between Being Eccentric And Being Nuts Is The Number Of Security Boxes You Own.

When I'm Losing, They Call Me Nuts. When I'm Winning, They Call Me Eccentric.

Can't Win Without Talent, You Know.

I'm Not Saying That They Were Einsteins; They Were Marginal Students. But Every Ballplayer Whoever Touched Me Has Moved Up His Station In Life. And The Players Moved Up My Station.