I Don't Know Why, But I've Always

You Know, I Did Not Like Being Famous. It Was A Stressful And Ugly Time, And I'm Glad It's Over.

Nobody Comes To Minnesota To Take Their Clothes Off, At Least As Far As I Know.

I Try To Avoid Twitter. I Occasionally Can't Resist The Siren Call Of Email.

That's Also Why Comedy And Horror Are My Two Favorite Genres Of Film To Write, Because You Get These Outbursts Of Emotion From People, Laughter And Shock, And It's Really Thrilling, And I Like To Be Thrilled.

The Fashion Industry Isn't Merely Content To Encase My Meaty Flanks In Skintight Denim. Oh, No! That Denim Also Has To Be White, A Color That Attracts Ketchup, Wine, Garlic Aioli, And Any Other Foodstuffs I Might Otherwise Be Able To Enjoy If I Wasn't Wearing Ridiculously Tight Pants.