Jeez Banana! Shut Your Freaking Gob!

For Me, I Am A Huge Fan Of Sofia Coppola And Lynn Shelton. I Love Lena Dunham, Like Everybody Else. I Love Kathryn Bigelow.

Ah, Reality Tv: Where Opportunists Delight In Exposing Opportunism! It's Kind Of Like The Indie Music Scene.

I Just Want To Be Able To Keep My House And Pay For My Son's School Tuition In Los Angeles.

I Always Say When You Write A Book, You're A 'one-man Band.' Whereas, When You Finish A Screenplay, It's Just A Sketch.

I Myself Identify As A Recovering Blockhead. You'd Be Surprised How Many Twenty- And Thirty-something Hipster Chicks Have The Nkotb Skeleton In Their Closet, Albeit Artfully Concealed By Stacks Of Ksubi Skinny Jeans And Ironic Judas Priest T-shirts.