Jeez Banana! Shut Your Freaking Gob!

Tabloid Photos Capture People At Their Most Self-conscious And Disoriented; In Real Life, Paris Hilton Is Like An Elegant Paper Crane.

That's Also Why Comedy And Horror Are My Two Favorite Genres Of Film To Write, Because You Get These Outbursts Of Emotion From People, Laughter And Shock, And It's Really Thrilling, And I Like To Be Thrilled.

I Feel Like I'm Part Of A Generation Of People Who Are Stuck In The Past And Are Really Self-absorbed. I Mean, We're Actually Taking Pictures Of Ourselves And Posting Them On Facebook, And Keeping In Touch With People That Should Have Been Out Of Our Lives 15 Years Ago.

A Few Months Ago, I Had The Pleasure Of Actually Visiting The Playboy Mansion. I Saw The Peacocks, Fed Grapes To The Monkeys, And Even Braved The Fabled Grotto. After Seeing The Estate, I Understood Why Anyone Would Be Reluctant To Leave.

I Think I Have Always Sort Of Cultivated A Flowery Writing Style. I've Always Sort Of Over - Written In Every Genre That I've Attempted. I Went To College And Took A Couple Of Writing Classes And I Remember My Teachers Were Always Incredibly Encouraging. But It Was Inevitable To Get The Criticism: "take It Down A Notch!" But The Nice Thing About Screenwriting Is That You Don't Really Have To.