I Don't Know Of Anything Better Than

When Some Fellers Decide To Retire Nobody Knows The Difference.

Some People Are So Sensitive That They Feel Snubbed If An Epidemic Overlooks Them.

Who Remembers When We Used To Rest On Sunday Instead Of Monday?

Boys Will Be Boys, And So Will A Lot Of Middle-aged Men.

If The Government Was As Afraid Of Disturbing The Consumer As It Is Of Disturbing Business, This Would Be Some Democracy.