I Don't Know. I've Never Been On

I'm Something Like The Old Soak Who Never Knew Whether His Wife Told Him To Take One Drink And Come Home At 12, Or Take 12 And Come Home At One.

We Lost 14 Straight. Then We Had A Game Rained Out And It Felt So Good We Had A Victory Dinner.

I Was Never Nervous When I Had The Ball, But When I Let Go I Was Scared To Death.

I Was The Worst Hitter Ever. I Never Even Broke A Bat Until Last Year When I Was Backing Out Of The Garage.

I Talked To The Ball A Lot Of Times In My Career. I Yelled, "go Foul. Go Foul."