I Don't Know Anything About Angola, But

It Bothers Me When I Hear These Reporters And Jocks Get On Tv And Say: 'oh, No Guy Can Come Out In A Team Sport. These Guys Would Go Crazy.' First Of All, Quit Telling Me What I Think. I'd Rather Have A Gay Guy Who Can Play Than A Straight Guy Who Can't Play.

I Don't Mess With That Cat. I'm Pretty Sure He Carries A Blade Under His Jersey.

You Can't Start A Diet In The Middle Of The Week, That's Just Stupid.

There's Nobody You'd Rather Beat Than Your Good Friend.

It Ain't Like We're Curing Cancer Or Anything, We're Watching Basketball.