I Don't Know Anything About Angola, But

I Love New York City; I've Got A Gun.

My Initial Response Was To Sue Her For Defamation Of Character, But Then I Realized That I Had No Character.

I Came To The Realization A Couple Months Ago That I Am Fat. If You Get Tired From Walking - And That's All That Golf Is - Then You Are Officially Fat.

Everybody In New York Thinks The Knicks Are Playboy Bunnies, And I Have Been Telling Them For Years The Knicks Are A Rabbit. They're Closer To A Playboy Bunny This Year But For The Last Few Years These Guys Are Like, 'we Have A Really Good Team!' And I Say, 'you Really Think That?' And I Say, 'no, They Don't.' But This Is The Best Team They've Had In A While.

Thank God For Jerry Springer's Show. I Thought Only Black Folks Were That Screwed Up Until I Watched Jerry Springer.