I Don't Have To Tell You Folks

People Come Up To Me... Concerned... That I'll Reproduce.

I Was Feeling A Bit Down, I Went To A Therapist A Few Times, At A Hundred Bucks A Pop. But Then I Realized That No Therapy Session Would Ever Cheer Me Up Half As Much As If I Was Just Strolling Along And Found A Hundred Dollar Bill.

I Lent A Friend Of Mine $10,000 For Plastic Surgery And Now I Don't Know What He Looks Like.

Countries Are Making Nuclear Weapons Like There Is No Tomorrow.

I Never Cheated On My Wife. I Took Seriously Those Vows Of Celibacy.