I Don't Have To Tell You Folks

I Lent A Friend Of Mine $10,000 For Plastic Surgery And Now I Don't Know What He Looks Like.

I Ran Five Miles Today. Then, Finally, I Said, 'here, Lady...take Your Purse.'

I Love Florida. I Love The Beach. I Love The Sound Of The Crashing Surfers Against The Rocks.

One Man's Pet-stained Carpet Is Another Man's Twister Game.

Lord Please Break The Laws Of The Universe For My Convenience. Amen.