I Don't Have To Meet Actors. I'm

Some People Are So Much Afraid Of Being Deceived, That They Never Venture To Trust; Like Misers, Their Avarice Destroys Their Gain.

Our Passions May Be Compared To Certain Slaves--the More Severity We Show Them, The Better They Obey Us.

A Man's Enemies Are Those He Should Endeavor First To Make His Friends.

[televised Stand-up] Never Really Makes Me Laugh. The Only One I Ever Saw That I Liked Was Richard Pryor, And That Was [shot On] Film.

I Don't Know Anything About Politics. Like, Zero. Nothing.