I'm Not Gay, So I Don't Know

Yeah Man, They Call Gambling A Disease, But It's The Only Disease Where You Can Win A Bunch Of Money.

I've Shown People Richard Pryor Who've Never Seen Him, And Most Of Them Don't Like Him.

On Update, The Only Real Original Thing Was Trying To Take Away The Cleverness Of The Punchline And Make It As Blunt As Possible.

If You Watch That Show And You Didn't Know It Was Called Seinfeld, You'd Think It Was Called 'the George Costanza Show'.

Our Passions May Be Compared To Certain Slaves--the More Severity We Show Them, The Better They Obey Us.