If You Cannot Patiently Bear Correction, Endeavor

There Hasn't Been An Original Voice In Stand-up Since Sam Kinison.

Our Passions May Be Compared To Certain Slaves--the More Severity We Show Them, The Better They Obey Us.

The Reason We Have Few Friends In Adversity, Is, Because We Have No True Ones In Prosperity.

In Love, We Are Best Pleased When We Please Others.

I'm Not Original, But I Strive Toward It As Much As Possible. I Tried Really Hard On Weekend Update To Do Something That I Considered Original, Which Was, I Tried To Cut All Cleverness Out Of The Joke.