I Don't Have Hobbies; Hobbies Cost Money.

Religion Is Just Mind Control.

When You Think About It, Attention-deficit Order Makes A Lot Of Sense. In This Country There Isn't A Lot Worth Paying Attention To.

People Are Dreaming If They Think They Have Rights. They've Never Had Rights. There's No Such Thing.

Republicans Have Been Trying To Get People To Work For No Pay For A Long Time.

Now, Some People Do This For Shock Value. Shock Is Just Another Uptown Word For Surprise. Granted It Has A Different Quality To It, But A Joke Is About Surprising Someone. I'm A Great Believer In Context. You Can Joke About Anything. I Do Like Finding Out Where The Line Is Drawn, Deliberately Crossing It And Bringing Some Of Them With Me Across The Line, And Having Them Be Happy That I Did.