Just Because You Don't Know How To

I Seem Like A Big Bombastic Outgoing Dude, When It Comes Down To It With The Ladies, When I Was A Single, Free-wheeling Dude, I Was Always Very Shy. It Was Difficult To Form Sentences With The Girl Of My Dreams.

My Children Are Magical Creatures And I Love Them To Death.

A Long Life Or A Short Life Are Of Equal Importance To God.

I Recommend That Everyone In Their Youth Be As Out Of Shape As Possible So That When You Turn 40, People Can Go, "wow, You Look Much Better Now."

I'm Always Looking For A Fresh Perspective Because It's Fun To Tell Stories That Are Original And New In Some Way.