Just Because You Don't Know How To

Buddha Is Pretty Funny. Buddha Is The Coolest, Though. If I Had To Go With One, I'd Probably Party With The Buddha.

I'm Not Thinking About Forcing My Kids To Watch My Movies. It's Always Awkward When Someone Says: "hey, I Wrote A Song, Can I Play It For You?" That Would Be The Dynamic, If I Was Like: "hey, You're My Son, Watch My Work!" I Don't Want To Put Them In That Awkward Position. Just Because When They Get Older, That's When I'm Worried, That They'll Judge Me And Say: "yeah, My Father's ******* Jack Black. He Was In That Cheesy Movie." So, I'm Going To Keep It All High Quality. It'll Be A Quality Controller.

I'm An Aspiring Writer. I Hate That Phrase. You're Either A Writer Or You're Not.

We're In The Dark Ages If J-lo Can Have A Music Career Because Of Her Ass. And Let's Face It, That's It.

I'd Rather Be The King Of Kids, Than The Prince Of Fools.