Just Because You Don't Know How To

Let's Face It, The Great Comedians Now That Are Handicapped In The Looks Department Are Tremendous Writers.

I Played, Like, A Year Of Piano Until I Learned The 'pink Panther' Theme. That Was My Goal. Once I Was Good Enough, I Quit. Now My Music Has To Have Some Rock.

I've Had So Many Hot, Cheesy, Corny Loves Of Music In My Life. I Had A Very Intense Billy Joel Period. So Once You've Really Joeled It Up - There's Some Good Periods Of Joel; It's Not All Hot Cheese. But I Can't Judge Anyone Else For Their Cheese. I've Deep-sea Dived In The Gouda.

With The Acting, It's Somebody Else's Brainchild, And I'm Just Sort Of Helping Flesh It Out. There's A Special Satisfaction To Being The Brains Behind The Operation.

What Do You Do After You Go To Space, More Importantly? You Can't Go To A More Intense, Awesome Thing. That's The End.