I Don't Have A Bank Account Because

I Don't Have A Bank Account Because I Don't Know My Mother's Maiden Name.

The Wages Of Sin Are Death, But By The Time Taxes Are Taken Out, It's Just Sort Of A Tired Feeling.

Can You Remember When You Didn't Want To Sleep? Isn't It Inconceivable? I Guess The Definition Of Adulthood Is That You Want To Sleep.

Adults Are Always Asking Little Kids What They Want To Be When They Grow Up Because They're Looking For Ideas

I Hate It When My Hair Is Engaged In Unauthorized Activities.