I Don't Even Know If It's Possible,

Is It Me? Is It Like I Have A Beacon That Only Dogs And Men With Severe Emotional Problems Can Hear?

At 45, You Know What You're Doing, But You're Still Not Done.

I Hate Cosmetics Companies. They Get You Addicted To The Perfect Lipstick Or Nail Polish And Then, Six Months Later, They Discontinue It. You Have To Buy Your Favorite Colors Like You're Storing Up For The Apocalypse.

In College I Castrated 21 Rats, And I Got Pretty Good At It.

Now, Unless Someone's, Like, 50 Or Older, They're Meant To Behave Like Girls. And It's A Broad Stroke: It's Not Just A Moment Of Being Vulnerable And Girlish.