I Don't Care What Other People Think.

I Am Nothing That Isn't Professional.

People Go To Car Races To Watch The Crashes.

A Lot Of Stand-up Comedy Guys, When They Get A Little Famous, Just Give Up Their Stand-up Career, And It Cancels Out The Thing That Set Them Apart.

Being A Complete Juvenile Delinquent Helped Me Grow Up A Little.

I'm So Uncoordinated, I Can't Really Do That Much, So My Specialty Is Standing In One Spot Or Holding On To Something, Like An Exploding Rocket Or A Jetski.