Being A Complete Juvenile Delinquent Helped Me

What An Honor That Stephen Prouty Got Nominated For Best Makeup And Hairstyling For Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa. Am I As Stunned As Everyone Else We Didn’t Get The Nod For Best Picture? Well Of Course, Duh, But I Won’t Let That Take Away From My Happiness For Steve, Tony Gardner, And Our Whole Makeup Team. Wahoo!

What Calmed Me Down Finally Was When My Girlfriend Got Pregnant.

It's Unfortunate When Kids Get Hurt, But I Wish Parents Would Monitor What Their Kids Are Doing And Watching. It's Common Sense, Really.

I Feel Like My Eyes Have Gonorrhea.

I Have A Full Grown, Semi-nude Man Bound With Duct Tape In My Truck And I Was Trying To Get Out To The Desert To Bury Him. How Do I Get To 5 South?