I Am Nothing That Isn't Professional.

Everything You See On Screen Is Real. By Doing What We Do, There's Naturally Going To Be A Lot Of Grimacing. And Whimpering.

I Just Try To Think Of All The Things That Could Go Wrong So In That Split Second When It Happens, Maybe Your Body Reacts In A Way Where It Protects You Just A Little.

I Pretty Much Operate On Adrenaline And Ignorance.

A Lot Of Stand-up Comedy Guys, When They Get A Little Famous, Just Give Up Their Stand-up Career, And It Cancels Out The Thing That Set Them Apart.

I Feel Like My Eyes Have Gonorrhea.