I Am Nothing That Isn't Professional.

I'm So Uncoordinated, I Can't Really Do That Much, So My Specialty Is Standing In One Spot Or Holding On To Something, Like An Exploding Rocket Or A Jetski.

I Actually Got Stabbed At My Friend's Bachelor Party. In Real Life.

People Try To Challenge Me In Bars Every Now And Then. As Long As They're Not Physical I Just Walk Away, But If They Get Physical Then I Just End Up In A Fight.

I Don't Care What Other People Think.

I Love The Tabloids Except For When I'm In 'em. Especially With The Stuff They Wrote About Jessica And I - It's Obviously Not True.