I Am Nothing That Isn't Professional.

My Parents Said That I Was Nine Months Old And Would Throw Myself Out Of The Crib Onto The Floor Continually. As Soon As They Left The Room After Putting Me Back In They'd Hear A Big Bump And I'd Be On The Floor Again.

I Love The Tabloids Except For When I'm In 'em. Especially With The Stuff They Wrote About Jessica And I - It's Obviously Not True.

I Just Try To Think Of All The Things That Could Go Wrong So In That Split Second When It Happens, Maybe Your Body Reacts In A Way Where It Protects You Just A Little.

I Just Love That Spirit That Makes People Do Things That They Probably Shouldn't.

But I Can Still Lick The Spoon!