With Identical Twins, You Always Get A

Pigeons: They've Got Wings, But They Walk A Lot.

The Problem I Have With All This Religion Stuff Is That I Can't Relate To It. I Think Most People Got Into 'cos It Gave Them Something To Do On A Sunday, But Since All The Shops Are Now Open It Isn't Required As Much.

I'm A Bit Rubbish At Knowing When Something Is Good. But If It Goes Out And I Can Say, "i Wasn't As Bad As I Thought I Would Be", Then I'll Be Happy. Until Then, I'll Be Thinking, "i Shouldn't Be Here!"

It's Just Hassle Of Having Friends And Family An' That.

Blind People Can Stay Up Longer Than Someone With Eyes.