With Identical Twins, You Always Get A

Your Dreams Should Never Be Better Than Your Real Life

People Eat Duck And You Think, Well, We've Got Loads Of Chickens, Leave The Ducks Alone!

Blind People Can Stay Up Longer Than Someone With Eyes.

All Fame Is Is Having People You Don't Know Coming Up To You And Saying, 'hello.' I'm Always Polite And People Are Always Nice, But It's Weird.

You Never Get An Angry Man Suddenly Breaking Into A Whistle.