With Identical Twins, You Always Get A

I Am Pessimistic, I Think That's The Best Way To Be, Because If You're Always Expecting The Best - The Best Doesn't Always Happen. Nine Times Out Of 10 It Doesn't. I'm Surprised When Things Go Smoothly. I Don't Know What's Wrong With Being Pessimistic - Unless You Are Such A Pessimist That You Don't Do Anything.

Neil Armstrong, That Spaceman, He Went To The Moon But He Ain't Been Back. It Can't Have Been That Good.

I've Never Won Many Awards, I Didn't Get Certificates For Swimming Or Anything.

Now Sometimes I Don't Know If I Feel Well. Because I've Been In My Body For Years.

I'm Just Sayin', I Don't Like Fun.