You Don't Need A Critic To Tell

A Cat, By Any Other Name, Is Still A Sneaky Little Furball That Barfs On The Furniture.

You Know, Some People Say Life Is Short And That You Could Get Hit By A Bus At Any Moment And That You Have To Live Each Day Like It's Your Last. Bullshit. Life Is Long. You're Probably Not Gonna Get Hit By A Bus. And You're Gonna Have To Live With The Choices You Make For The Next Fifty Years.

Right Now, My Job Is That I'm Like An Ambulance Chaser. I've Got To Look For Movies With White Guys Falling Out Of Them.

I Live In A Neighborhood So Bad That You Can Get Shot While Getting Shot.

A Man Is Only As Faithful As His Options.