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Remember When We Was Young, Everybody Used To Have These Arguments About Who's Better, Michael Jackson Or Prince? Prince Won!

There's Always A Moment In Any Stand-up Show I Do Where People Are Booing. They Kinda Boo A Premise. And Then I Bail Myself Out With A Joke. But It's Like Trying To Do Movies Where There's A Dramatic Undertone.

Only Dumb People Try To Impress Smart People. Smart People Just Do What They Do.

For The Most Part, Comedy Is The Only Fair Part Of Show Business.

Gas Is Getting So Expensive I'm Gonna Ride A Mexican To Work.